Ladka bola
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Posted under April Fools Day
This post was written by shayari on June 18, 2008
Breaking News No april fool this One
Breaking News No april fool this One
sachin ll announce his retirement on 31st april!!
ll get the link as soon as i get it
its a tragic time in indian criket
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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur
dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.
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A study has proved that all fools use their
THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur
finger! Catch another fool!
I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere….
DON’T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
Posted under April Fools Day
This post was written by shayari on March 28, 2008
April Fool SMS E cards MMS April Fools Pranks
Large collection of April Fool SMS - E cards - MMS - April Fools Pranks
MEssages as today is April Fool
1st April.
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
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how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st….
Soon a day will come when the whole World will celebrate
your Personality
your Thought
your Ideas
your Talent
your Smartness
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Posted under April Fools Day
This post was written by shayari on March 26, 2008
April Fools Party Ideas
April Fools Party Ideas
FIRST IDEA
april fool day
haha hey ppl..
we made a gr8 PAPLU of our frnd..
we took our frnd to WESTSIDE n told dat we’ll gift u sum dress n so.. for ur belated birthday..
at westside.. we almost ragged my frnd.. selected 10-12 pieces.. n asked to change @trial room n show hw each of them looks..
hahhah almost for 1 hrs 45 mins.. my frnd kept on changin d wardrobe hahahha
n during d last trial.. i mean trial of d last wear.. wen my frnd went to d trial room… we all went out of westside.. all cash bag n pouch of my frnd was wid us hahahha
n we jst dropped an APRIL FOOL written chit in d trial room n ran away…
hahahhahahahahah dat was a GR8 POPAT hahahhahahah
SECOND IDEA
i’ll tell u mine..
i made a big fool of 1 of my frnd..
he was gonna cum to inox n he wanted to meet one of my othr frnd.. he was desperate to meeet her.. d point was he was knowin her jst by her name n not by her face.. n i thought to rag him wid dis point..
so i called my othr frnd.. totally unknown.. n i introduced her to dat guy.. as if she was d gurl whoom he wanted to meet..
lemme giv u an example.. ‘A’ is a guy who wanted to meet ‘B’ a cute gurl.. n ‘A’ knew ‘B’ jst by name.. so i introduced an outsider gurl ‘C’.. n gave her intro to ‘A’ as if she is ‘B’..
hehehe plzz dont b confused..
i didnt told d truth till d nxt time dat guy met d real gurl i.e. B
heheheh wen he really met dat gurl.. he told OH MY GOD U LOOK A BIT DIFFERENT THAN WAT U LOOKED D LAST TIME hahahahhahhaah
watta popat of him..
n d happiest thing is..
d guy was only tellin all our common frndz dat PURTI MADE MY POPAT heheehhe khud kii kaise tareef ki usne heheh
n i guess many of us know d guy in person..
jst ask me his name.. n i’ll tell u..
Posted under April Fools Day
This post was written by shayari on March 26, 2008
April Fools Day And April Fools Day Jokes
April Fools Day
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id..
Me not worry , me not cry
me just marry a rich guy
when he ll die
me not worry , me not cry
me just marry another guy
What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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2 lovers plan to suicide.BOY jumped first.
GIRL closed ker eyes & return back sayin LOVE is Blind.
BOY in air opened his parachute sayin LOVE NEVER DIES!!
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab doon..
Apne dost ko kya uphar doon
Koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
Jo Khud gulab ho use kya gulaab doon
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
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