More Shayri

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….
I can’t live without you!!!

Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai

Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro..

AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro.

Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to :p

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Old Man-”putar ander se mere daant Le AA”

Pota-”par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi”

Budda– “o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a ”

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p


Pyar Heyrat Hey Jisey Koi Chupa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Dolat Hey Jisey Koi Chura Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Afat Hey Jisey Koi Bhula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Naghma Hey Jisey Koi Ga Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Nalah Hey Jisey Koi Daba Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shikwa Hey Keh Honton Peh Jo Aa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Qisa Hey Jisey Koi Suna Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Qarza Hey Jisey Koi Chuka Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Fitna Hey Jisey Koi Sula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Kitna Hey Koi Itna Bata Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Tamgha Hey Jisey Koi Saja Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Wadah Hey Jisey Koi Nibha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Dhoka Hey Koi Khaye To Kha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Pardah Hey Jisey Koi Hata Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Hey Naaz Jisey Koi Utha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shola Hey Jisey Koi Bujha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Ki Aanch Sey Dil Koi Bacha Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Basti Hey Jisey Koi Basa Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Taqat Hey Jisey Koi Hara Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Shokhi Hey Jisey Koi Rula Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Tootey To Koi Us Ko Bana Bhi Na Sakey
Pyar Roothey To Koi Us Ko Mana Bhi Na Sakey


Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki…….

1. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

2.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka
intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar
karte hain

3.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss. ..KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

4.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..

5.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

1.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

2.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

3. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

4.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

5.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have
stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…


1.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

2.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein….

3.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

4.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

5.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate.

Dosti Sagar Ke Do Kinare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Cahlte Hai

Dosti Dhup Or Chanv Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Dhalte Hai

Dosti Chand Or Sitare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Najar Aate Hai

Dosti Hawa Or Patte Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Udate Hai

Dosti Palak Or Khwab Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Rahte Hai

Dosti Dhadkan Or Juba.N Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Kahte Hai

Dosti Hakikat Or Vishvas Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Bante Hai

Dosti Seepee Or Moti Hai
Jo Bahut Mushkil Se Milte Hai

Dekhate Hai Aapko Kitani Pasand Aati Hai

Hamari Dosti

Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye.

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Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

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Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

Do Chaar Botlein Rakh Lo Kafan Mein,
Kabr Par Baith Kar Piya Karenge,
Khuda jab Maangega Gunaahon ka Hisaab,
Use Bhi Jaam Bhar Bhar Kar Diya Karenge.

Teri Rswaai Ne Marna Sikhaya,
Teri Bewfaai Ne Jeena Sikhaya,
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Aaye Kuch Daur Aise Bhi,
Jisne Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Peena Sikhaya.

Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The.

Kaun Kiske Kareeb Hota Hai,
Apna Apna Naseeb Hota Hai,
Yaad Aata Hai Jab Koi Hud Se Jyada,
To Dard Dil Ke Kareeb Hota Hai.